Hungry Men

by - agosto 07, 2014




Es bien sabido que la mayoría de los grandes chefs son hombres y para mí era algo chocante sinceramente. Pero en cierto modo ahora pienso que es normal, las mujeres sabemos que debemos cocinar, no es un hobbie para nosotras, hablo en términos generales. En cambio, para los hombres no y por eso muchos se dedican a ello y lo disfrutan. 

Pero la pregunta de hoy va dirigida a hombres no muy aficionados a cocinar...

¿Qué haría un hombre cuando tiene hambre y no hay nada de comer en la nevera y obviamente no tiene dinero (con dinero no tiene gracia, iría al McDonald)?

Seguramente, lo primero que haría sería quejarse. Decir que el mundo es cruel y lo hace sufrir y todo con el fin de que alguien en casa lo escuche, se apiade de él y le haga algo de comer (mamá, su mujer o su hermana pequeña...¬¬). 

Pero el caso es… y si mamá, tu cariñin, ni la hermana a la que sobornas para que te cocine, están en casa ¿Qué harás listillo? Probablemente muera. Decida irse de este mundo cruel por hacerle pasar hambre. O, como ser humano ‘’pensante’’ se las ingeniaría para poner en práctica sus dotes culinarios. Es una situación extrema, así que requiere de medidas extremas. 

Se vestiría con un atuendo que seguramente sea igual al de un soldado de guerra, protección en las manos al igual que haría algún herrero y unas gafas de laboratorio, aquellas grandes que una vez te dijeron que utilizaras en el colegio cuando hacías experimentos químicos, pero que nunca usaste porque atravesabas la dura etapa de la adolescencia, esas gafas.


Después de encargarse de la vestimenta, el  segundo paso sería la búsqueda de ingredientes. Ingredientes que en su cabeza se pueden ver perfectamente compenetrados y dando como resultado una experiencia deliciosa para el paladar, pero que en  la vida real es un delito penal unirlos. Un ejemplo puede ser: Bocadillo de Nocilla con kétchup. 

En otros casos podemos alucinar con los resultados y comprobar que si mojas una rebanada de pan Bimbo con leche y los pones al horno con un poquito de cola-cao y azúcar por encima… ¡ESTA BUENO! O que puedes hacer pizzas con pan Bimbo con kétchup, queso y bacón en el microondas. ¡INCREIBLE!

Pueden sorprendernos con sus inventos y sus descubrimientos del momento. Digo del momento porque esa receta ya no la volverás a ver en tu vida. No se acuerdan, su pequeño cerebro las elimina. Es una situación no común en ellos, así que no es necesario que este en su memoria.

Me declaro fan de los hombres que cocinan, es el sueño de toda mujer y también creo que es divertido ver cuando ellos intentan cocinar. Lo que no es tan divertido es ver como dejan la cocina hecha un asco. Mujeres tened paciencia. 

Espero que os haya gustado la entrada de hoy corazones. XOXO


It is well known that most of the great chefs are men and for me it was honestly shocking. But somehow now I think it's normal, because we know that women cook, it is not a hobby for us, I speak in general terms. In contrast, for men, so many are devoted to it and enjoy it.

But the question today is aimed at men that are'nt very fond to cook ...

What would do a man when he is hungry and there is nothing to eat in the refrigerator and obviously has no money (money is not funny, he would go to McDonald)?

Surely, the first thing he would do is complain. Say the world is cruel and makes him suffer and everything in order to be listened for someone at home , have mercy on him and make him something to eat (mother, his wife or his little sister ... ¬ ¬).
 
It is well known that most of the great chefs are men and for me it was honestly shocking. But somehow now I think it's normal, because we know that women cook, it is not a hobby for us, I speak in general terms. In contrast, for men, so many are devoted to it and enjoy it.

But the question today is aimed at men that are'nt very fond to cook ...

What would do a man when he is hungry and there is nothing to eat in the refrigerator and obviously has no money (money is not funny, he would go to McDonald)?

Surely, the first thing he would do is complain. Say the world is cruel and makes him suffer and everything in order to be listened for someone at home , have mercy on him and make him something to eat (mother, his wife or his little sister ... ¬ ¬).

But the thing is ... if mom, your sweetie, neither the sister who you bribe to cook you are at home What will you do smartass
Probably he die. Decide to leave this cruel world for making him go hungry. Or, as a thinking human'''' would manage to put their culinary skills. It is an extreme situation, so it requires extreme measures.  

Be dressed in an outfit that is probably the same as a soldier of war, bare hands like a blacksmith and protective glasses lab, those great that once they said you must use on school when you were doing chemistry experiments, but you never used it because you marched through the difficult stage of adolescence, those glasses.

After dealing with clothing, the second step would be searching for ingredients. Ingredients in his head can see perfectly blended and resulting in a delicious experience for the palate, but in real life is a criminal offense to unite them. An example might be: Nutella Sandwich with ketchup.

In other cases we can hallucinate with the results and check that if you wet Bimbo sliced ​​bread with milk and put them in the oven with a little cola, cocoa and sugar on top ... IS GOOD! Or you can make pizzas with Bimbo bread with ketchup, cheese and bacon in the microwave.INCREDIBLE! 

They can surprise us with their inventions and discoveries of the time. I mean the moment because this recipe will no longer see again in your life. They do not remember, removes them from her little brain. It is an unusual situation in them, so it is not necessary to be in his memory.

I declare myself a fan of men who cook, is the dream of every woman and think it's fun to watch when they try to cook. What is not so funny is to see as they leave the kitchen a mess. Patience.

I hope you liked today's post hearts. XOXO



 




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